Intrusive Questionnaire: Red Snake

Rules

1. PICK ONE OF YOUR CHARACTERS
2. FILL IN THE QUESTIONS/STATEMENTS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE. 

Tag yourselves with this one. This meme is gonna go around everyone at some point xD

FOR READERS: If you wanna have fun, try to imagine the answers with Yuri Lowenthal's voice acting

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Red Snake or just Red

Why, it’s a problem with that?

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

Ian Brooks or Ian Yoshida, but my parents wanted to keep it on Brooks to protect the power that I have since I was born.

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT?

About my real name:

At first, my mom wanted to call me Takahiro buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut grandpa wasn’t happy with the idea so, he let my paternal family choose the name and TADAAAA! They choosed Ian.

About my hero name:

My mentor Katana gave me that name because… actually, I still don’t know why, hehe, but it needs to be a reason for that.

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?

(twitches in shock, then blushes with a scowl on his face.) Why’d you wanna know, huh? That’s classified information!

(the other Titans look at him): Seriouslyyyyy?

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Okay okay, I’m taken!

5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS?

*takes a long deep breath*

ECHOLOCATION,INCHREASEDSENSES,ELEMENTALLIFEENERGYFORTHEIRONCLAWSWITHMYKATANAS,FIREFISTS,MINORHEALINGANDSHADOWCLONES.

Huf, that was really fast.

6. STOP BEING A MARY SUE.

WHAT?! Why are you calling me that?! I know I am a great fighter and skilled swordsman, but I trained for 4 f*cking years in Japan,分かりますか? Is not that easy as you think!

7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR?

The correct question should be “what WAS your eye color?”, by the way, I remember it was kinda hazel green before I got blinded. *lifts on his blindfold for 2 seconds to show them* Okay, are you happy now?

8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR?

I’m 100% sure my hair is blonde, I guess so…

9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?

Well, I lost my parents four years ago, but fortunately, I have more family: my paternal family is really numerous, but my maternal family is smaller but with lot of kindness, especially my cousin Daisuke. He is like a younger brother for me since I’m single son.

10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS?

Believe it or not, I have a little buddy called Kuma, my dog, but I couldn’t take here with me.

But he is okay with my grandpa, uncle and cousin.

11. THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.

Hmmm, let me see… people who thinks that thinks is stronger than everyone *ahem* Mammoth *ahem*, disturbing my meditation or training or other things that I won’t say because are so many more.

12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING?

Well, I often play mahjong with Bushido and listen music

13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?

I don’t wanna talk about that.

14. EVER….KILLED ANYONE BEFORE?

No, and I won’t do it never, thanks.

15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?

Are you stupid or what? I-AM-HUMAN

16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.

Sometimes, I can be embittered

17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL?

My mentor, Tatsu-sama

18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?

Straight, but not homophobic. Sorry coservatives.

19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

I couldn’t go to school in Japan, so I has been home schooled with my grandpa.

It was really hard to teach me in Braille.

20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY?

(blushes, jerks in shock and daydreams about a certain halfghost for a minute, then grins wistfully) Well, I… (snaps out of it and shakes his head forcefully) I—I mean, yeah, I… I do, maybe. (shrugs and tries to act indifferent about the question. But smiles a little happily and blushes harder.) Somethin’ like marriage and all of that other stuff’ll have wait a while, get it? I mean, we… we aren’t even… But it’s somethin’ to think about now and again. Hehheh.  

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS?

No, because I already have a girlfriend and that’s all I want, okay?

Spiritual (out of screen): Aww, that’s so sweet

22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?

Not being able to guide my tem and protect the people I care.

23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?

Out from my shinobi outfit and blindfold, I usually wear black sunglasses and some t-shirts with comfortable jeans with shoes or sandals.

24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?

It will be the same question over and over again?!

25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF?

What’s the point of the question?

26. WELL, IT’S NOT OVER YET!

(shows middle finger)

27. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS)

Is that question necessary?
I'm not a materialistic idiot.

28. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?

Only the ones who I can trust

29. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?

(takes out a slice of pecan pie and starts eating it) Pecan pie of course

30. FAVOURITE DRINK?

(stops drinking his cup of tea)

Perhaps, it can be green tea, orange juice (obviously fresh), in special occasions is sake.

31. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?

A quiet place where the only sound is the wind for relaxation or meditation.

32. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?

How many times I have to say it?

I-HAVE-A-GIRLFRIEND!

33. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY?

WHAT KIND OF F*CKING QUESTION IS THAT?!

34. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?

Hmmm… I don’t like swimming because my “radar sense” is not enough increased to work underwater yet.

35. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Of music… (blows)…well……okay, is Eminem and 50 Cent

Girls… then… (hesitates, goes red and clears his throat) I’d like a girl who’s brave and kind, is attractive and… Well, just a girl who really likes me for who I am.

36. ANY FETISHES?

SHUT UP, ばか!

37. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?

Uh… I dunno? I haven’t really thought about that, since I don’t have sex on the brain—that is what we’re talking ‘bout right?

38. CAMPING OR INDOORS?

I relax more with camping

39. ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END?

(throws a kunai to the camera, destroying it)

Does that answers your question?